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misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE
FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN
YES SO GOOD!!!!!
And she will be a completely different woman, but that’s alright.
Most folks with this guy’s mindset will go far in life.
I’m still proud of the fact that a couple of years ago, I tweeted to Sarah Michelle Gellar and asked if Stern had paid up on his bet. To my great surprise, she actually replied and said he hadn’t and he owed them money. 😂😂
(Source: s-gellar)
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👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u
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s/o to all the girls with hairy tummies, hairy arms, hairy knuckles, bushy eyebrows, deep set under-eye circles, and hyper-pigmentation of their skin. s/o to girls with “man-hands,” “masculine-framed bodies,” brown eyed, dark skinned, acne scarred bodies, and stretch-mark scarred bodies.
i hope that you love yourself as much as i love you and that someday you meet people who love you as much as you love yourself.
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cat brains are so small but they fit so much bastard into them
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Countless studies: hot showers are bad for you!! They dry out and damage your skin!
Me: I Will Boil Myself Like A Lobster If I So Choose
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heart: randomly starts beating faster
me: what is it what do you see
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Cat Circles, the amazing phenomenon in which a cat will deliberately sit in a circle on the floor.
Photos via Reddit
Proof cats are demons that get caught it salt circles and other arcanrianananana
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Day made (@tamanegi.qoo.riku)
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“The steam rising from a cup of tea, the rosy light of sunrise when I wake before my alarm. I sleep on the Universe’s tongue. I hear the way she breathes through us. She tells me, one day, this all will leave me and this body will go cold. So I’m trying to worry less about my jean size or whether or not my teeth will ever be straight. There is so much more to look at. There are so many opportunities to love– to leave something that will last way longer than me.”
— Schuyler Peck, To Sit With Death
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(Source: coupdegrace)
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natalie portman radiates such a terrifying energy i can’t describe it….. it’s not exactly evil but it’s not warm either…. i feel like she could unhinge her jaw and drag me into the ocean like a kraken but she wouldn’t bc it’s undignified
Wanna know why?
“Oscar-winning actress Natalie Portman told the crowd at Saturday’s Women’s March in downtown Los Angeles that she experienced what she calls “sexual terrorism” as a 13-year-old after the release of the film The Professional.
Portman described her pride and excitement in releasing the film, only to encounter sexually explicit messages both directed toward her and made about her.
”I excitedly opened my first fan mail to read a rape fantasy that a man had written me,” she recalled. “A countdown was started on my local radio show to my 18th birthday, euphemistically the date that I would be legal to sleep with. Movie reviewers talked about my budding breasts in reviews.”
The experience, she said, changed the way she expressed herself publicly, in order to limit the ways she could be objectified by others.
”I understood very quickly, even as a 13-year-old, that if I were to express myself sexually, I would feel unsafe,” she said. “And that men would feel entitled to discuss and objectify my body to my great discomfort. So I quickly adjusted my behavior. I rejected any role that even had a kissing scene and talked about that choice deliberately in interviews. I emphasized how bookish I was and how serious I was. And I cultivated an elegant way of dressing. I built a reputation for basically being prudish, conservative, nerdy, serious, in an attempt to feel that my body was safe and that my voice would be listened to.”
Video of the speech here: https://www.vox.com/2018/1/21/16917130/natalie-portman-womens-march
I support Natalie Portman unhinging her jaw and dragging every last man who made her feel this way into the deep like a kraken.
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I threw it back into the ocean
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if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!
if someone says ow during sex you stop and ask! Don’t keep going!!
If you finished first that’s fine!!! It’s normal!! But don’t just leave that person hanging!!
You cum in a person after they asked you not too but it was an accident guess who paying $50 for plan b?? YOU!!!
if you looking at this putting genders on it then it’s ya fault lol cause this is the most gender neutral post
